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PHILADELPHIA– On full display for all to see on the corner of Broad Street and Washington Avenue, cement poured less than an hour ago eagerly invites a daring finger or two to slip in and explore its wetness. \u201cThere\u2019s nothing more titillating than wet cement,\u201d Veronica Holmes, a passerby, commented, \u201cif I wasn\u2019t so afraid of what others would say, I\u2019d bury my entire face in it.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

While most sidewalk users echoed Holmes\u2019 comment, others could be seen crossing the street to avoid the recently laid cement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When asked if the Wet Cement<\/em> sign posted nearby could be deterring people from having a meaningful experience with the new sidewalk, Sean Masters, a representative from the construction company responsible for the renovation, clarified that \u201cthe sign is in no way meant to be interpreted as a warning. We encourage anyone who wants to have a little fun with the fresh walkway to feel free to do so.\u201d\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

With an enthusiastic yes, please go-ahead and give the wet cement a little fingering, however it should be noted that spitting and poop-stuff is not really the sidewalk\u2019s thing.\u00a0 So clean up after your dogs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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