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They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They farted while having sex with your dad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They drink Mountain Dew after the age of 15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They said “Joe Rogan is really smart.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They believe in horoscopes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re not me AYE-YO!! \ud83d\udc48\ud83c\udffc\ud83d\udc41\ud83d\udc44\ud83d\udc41\ud83d\udc48\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re a Leo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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