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UNIVERSITY CITY, PA- Calling their findings a landmark discovery in modern physiology, a new study from the University of Pennsylvania finds belly buttons can also be called “little belly holes.” \u201cIt\u2019s going to take some time to work out all of the logistics but we expect to start seeing doctors use the now equally correct \u2018little belly holes\u2019 in the coming months,\u201d says Dr. Sarah Clowder, M.D., adding that they originally planned to name them “little teeny baby belly-welly soft holesy-wolesies” but it was denied on word count by Merriam Webster\u2019s Medical Dictionary. \u201cAs discussed in the study, outies became a major point of contention for members of the science community. However, after much deliberation, we were able to come to a now-historic consensus and establish the \u2018lil belly bumps\u2019 resolution.\u201c At press time, Dr. Clowder revealed her research group is taking over the infamous ear renaming program \u2018Big Floppy Bois.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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