{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"The Philadelphia Satirer","provider_url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com","author_name":"Matt Roskin","author_url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/author\/mattroskin\/","title":"How To Plan Your Grand Escape At The Family Christmas Party This Year By Summoning The Dark Power Of The Coor\u2019s Light Train - The Philadelphia Satirer","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"
How To Plan Your Grand Escape At The Family Christmas Party This Year By Summoning The Dark Power Of The Coor\u2019s Light Train<\/a><\/blockquote>