Toxic Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/toxic/ Committed to dispensable journalism Fri, 20 Aug 2021 17:58:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-PS_logo_512_trans-32x32.png Toxic Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/toxic/ 32 32 Toxic Friend Actually Pretty Cool After Purchase Of Vacation Home https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/2021/08/23/toxic-friend-actually-pretty-cool-after-purchase-of-vacation-home/ Mon, 23 Aug 2021 13:00:00 +0000 https://philadelphiasatirer.com/?p=1204 PHILADELPHIA– Shifting from least favorite friend to one of the coolest guys around, toxic friend Chase Langford is actually pretty awesome after purchasing a vacation…

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PHILADELPHIA– Shifting from least favorite friend to one of the coolest guys around, toxic friend Chase Langford is actually pretty awesome after purchasing a vacation home. “Chase has been a harmful person to have around the past couple years, but I’m finally ready to forgive and forget after he came to his senses and bought a beautiful 5 bedroom in Sea Isle City,” says friend Andrea Glassman, adding that it takes a courageous person to recognize when they’re in the wrong and splurge on a property just one block from the beach. “We were still planning to cut him out of our lives until he mentioned something about a pool, which is when we realized how Chase is such a good dude. Buying a house that’s close to the beach and comes with a pool? Chase is really making changes from within.” Glassman noted she started to see the positive change in Chase once he finally got professional help from a licensed real estate agent. “One thing that’s awesome is a bunch of his family just died this past year which means more rooms for us.”

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