Solutions Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/solutions/ Committed to dispensable journalism Mon, 31 Aug 2020 23:13:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-PS_logo_512_trans-32x32.png Solutions Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/solutions/ 32 32 Creative Solutions To Philly’s Trash Problem https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/2020/08/31/creative-solutions-to-phillys-trash-problem/ Mon, 31 Aug 2020 23:13:27 +0000 https://philadelphiasatirer.com/?p=342 Turn it into scrapple.

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Turn it into scrapple.

Pick out all the shiny stuff and let the Mummers wear it.

Rebuild Hitchbot. We owe him one.

Ask the guy at Magic Gardens if he wants any of it.

Add a little pepper, then a little yellow stuff and baddaboom! Cheesesteak, at your service.

Mail it to the dump.

Give our sanitation workers a raise!

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