Gaslight scented candle

Podcasting mic

A Reddit premium account

Cryptocurrency For Dummies

A job at Barstool Sports

An inspirational poster that says “I know you are, but what am I?”

A Chrome extension that adds “Well, actually” before any reply on a woman’s post

Coupons for a liquor store teenagers hang out in front of

Urethra wide mouth nozzle to spray urine on the toilet seat

Binoculars

A kick in the groin

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For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!

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