Peeing Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/peeing/ Committed to dispensable journalism Tue, 02 Jun 2020 19:02:19 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-PS_logo_512_trans-32x32.png Peeing Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/peeing/ 32 32 Sober Man Peeing In Public Just Needed To Go https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/2020/05/30/sober-man-peeing-in-public-just-needed-to-go/ Sat, 30 May 2020 20:25:34 +0000 https://philadelphiasatirer.com/?p=204 A sober man spotted peeing on 17th Street in the Spring Garden neighborhood created quite a stir on Wednesday morning.

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PHILADELPHIA – A sober man spotted peeing on 17th Street in the Spring Garden neighborhood created quite a stir on Wednesday morning. “I was coming up the street and I see this guy taking a leak and there wasn’t even an Eagles game or nothing going on,” said a neighbor who wished to be identified only as ‘Mac.’ 

Several other eyewitnesses gathered to posit theories as to why the gentleman was urinating on the side of a building. “I never saw that guy around here before. I think he was new to the area and just trying to mark his territory,” said Miss Bea, the block captain. 

During Miss Bea’s interview, people started yelling that the urinator was emerging from an apartment rental office across the street. He fled on foot but The Satirer was able to catch up to him when he stopped to pee again. The young man, who wished to not be identified, explained that he was on his way to see an apartment and had drunk too much coffee with breakfast that morning. 

At press time, the urinator was seen shaking hands with his new neighbors.

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