Nurple Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/nurple/ Committed to dispensable journalism Wed, 23 Mar 2022 02:07:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-PS_logo_512_trans-32x32.png Nurple Archives - The Philadelphia Satirer https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/tag/nurple/ 32 32 Quick! Favorite This Link For The Next Time You Need To Name Five Cereals To Stop A Bully From Giving You A Purple Nurple https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/2022/03/23/quick-favorite-this-link-for-the-next-time-you-need-to-name-five-cereals-to-stop-a-bully-from-giving-you-a-purple-nurple/ Wed, 23 Mar 2022 12:00:00 +0000 https://thephiladelphiasatirer.com/?p=1486 404 Error Oops…it looks like we lost connection.  We don’t really eat cereal that much, but it seems like naming five different kinds is the…

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Oops…it looks like we lost connection.  We don’t really eat cereal that much, but it seems like naming five different kinds is the only way this bully is going to stop twisting your nipples, so here’s our best guesses.

  • Fruit Holes
  • Cap’n Corn
  • Cocoa Chunks
  • Raisin Bran
  • Honey Bunches of Count Frankenberry 

Good luck with your bully, we hope this helps.  And maybe try reconnecting your router?

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