They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex.

They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year.

They farted while having sex with your dad.

They drink Mountain Dew after the age of 15.

They said “Joe Rogan is really smart.”

They believe in horoscopes.

They’re not me AYE-YO!!

They’re a Leo.

You are dead.

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