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  • They’re talking about their friends from middle school more.
  • Even you are tired of seeing your baby photos.
  • They only wish you happy birthday through Facebook.
  • They’ve been seen using Facebook alone in their car at 2 a.m. in a McDonald’s parking lot.
  • Their eyes are red after getting their fix.
  • Ben Shapiro commented on their latest post with “too far.”
  • They’re hacking an election.
  • They’re on Facebook.

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