Mattress without a bed frame

Disappointing spice rack

Swiffer WetJet

Scrapple

The classic “8-Pairs-Of-Shoes-Taped-To-Shirt-And-Pants” monster

Shower mildew

Cat vomit, I think

Take all of your small houseplants out of their pots. Put the roots and soil into your pockets. I’m not sure if this is a costume- I just wanted to see what it looked like.

A copy of The Secret by Rhonda Byrne my coworker let me borrow

Divorce papers

Staff

For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!

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