Turn it into scrapple.
Posts published in August 2020
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PHILADELPHIA – A member of the Satirer staff, who has been conducting independent pigeon fecal research, witnessed a pigeon get scared shitless by a large…
The Pennsylvania Fish & Boat Commission is reporting that the recent Coronavirus quarantine coupled with the Spring Crab Fry breeding season has lead to a massive overpopulation of the delicious little critters.
Family dog and all around good boy, Rex the retriever, lost the coveted title of “Golden” after a devastating loss in a game of fetch last Tuesday.
10. Out back in the alley by the dumpsters, Lady and the Tramp-style. 9. On the sidewalk that’s barely wide enough for a couple of…